“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” — Andy Borowitz
”A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” — Garrison Keillor
“I thought it would be funny to stuff my kids’ Christmas stockings with actual stockings. I’ve never heard crying like that.” — Conan O’Brien
“That’s what I love about the holiday season. That’s the true spirit of Christmas — people being helped by people other than me.” — Jerry Seinfeld
Kuva: Juha K.
Sitaatit koonnut: Jesse L.